Okay so eppy number avi2 of AyreWolfFM on HazzardAyre Radio is done, in the can as it once was said and I'm unwinding before I crawl into my bed.
One of those things I dug into overnight was have you began to see something strange to fathom going on with Facebook? Used to be ordinary folks and Celebrities both were on Facebook. Although the celebs were there via their publicists and not always themselves except if they were doing a fan chat to promote a new or pending new film or series. Which brings me to the point. The one thing that Facebook or any really social web site , and CB Radio and WalMart has in common, at no time are you going to see a Super Model or super hottie in or at or on it, or in it. Never. Seems as Facebook has became the modern version of our hobby of CB. The fugdugly women if there are any are there, but you really don't want to chat with many or any of them. Reminds me of the days, you'd hear what sounded like a hottie on the CB, but if you took the time and hunted them down, you'd smell ammonia or stale urine, and find a really super tubby fugdugly woman. If you were lucky you'd find your way back to your truck with your pants still on and high tail it out of there. Now if you ignored her for too long on your runs by her town and didn't say hello, her friends would condemn you and near tar and feather you.
I remember quite some years ago, there was this mud fence melter lady by the CB Handle , MorningStar. I mean damn fugdugly. Her real name was Dawn and she hailed as her home 20 the town of Jerome. On the CB she sounded so sweet. So I tracked her down. Now when she opened the door on that mobile home, I nearly fell over dead of the smell, but hey there is a plus side here, she had one damn good looking cousin friend. Dang good looking, and one of the few Good lays I have ever had.
Of course there are exceptions to this rule of thumb, there are on occassion a few that really are near super model quality. I knew 4 that worked at the Evanston Wyoming Walmart, all but 1 quit since. But they worked there, not shopped there. Of course the okay easy on the eyes women at Walmart as shoppers, however deep down most are skanks , whores, or sluts. The rest you do not want to drop your tool into or it might not come out, and if it does come out, it'll drop off. Likewise for Facebook, now I got really damn lucky that I got my Shelly from there, but and again exceptions are there, but overall, the real twit-twats are on there, and if you get mixed up with one your most likely going to need a shot. Both to mess with it and after to get rid of the crabs and other nasties.
Which is something I strive to keep off both our over the air as well as our cyber radio stations.
The old adage of only a face for radio, usually applies. I don't want those only partly good looking on my shows or stations. I'm again lucky, with our Sugar. Sugar, is one of those rare gals that has beauty and brains. She's hotter than a Saturday night special, but knows or knows of pop and old pop culture. What she don't know she looks up. Plus she don't huff and puff and smell of stale sweat like many I have worked with. I remember in my early days of radio. I was interning at KTFI AM 1240 of Twin Falls Idaho. There was this news gal, that really reaked, of stink. Plus if she weighed 400 pounds I wouldn't have been surprised. She had a good voice, and all but no looks. I have seen that at many stations I have worked for.
So why should it matter now, that on airs look good?
The first time I conceived the idea of having hot female flesh in my studio, was when watching the Don Imus Show in the morning, circa 1994-95 time frame. He had the Imus Cheerleaders in there. And why? At the time he was also the early morning wake up show on RFDTV. A few years later when the same deal was pitched to me at $200k a month, I was going to make damn sure that I had as good as if not better than Imus had. Same thing as today. Now then, my concept was and is, to have gals as hot as the HeeHaw Honeys, which was the rage long before there was a Daisy Duke. Those shorts if truth be known was mimicked from the HeeHaw Honey's which appeared long before the Dukes-of-Hazzard on the rural based variety show on CBS called HeeHaw.
Let's face it cameras are in the radio studio, and if you don't look good on video as well as sounding good on air your going to get passed by.
Remember though for the tubby's you disguard , there is a friend of hers that's hot and well, you get the idea.
See ya'll on air tonight.
TTYLY
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