Maybe its time to get back to the basics of Hazzard County, boot the Dukes out of Hazzard County

Good Morning, it is a fine morning indeed, got to plant my seed and now waiting to feed. 
Still battling mice here at the Rode House. Outside of harboring a kitty cat, don't know of a way to give em the boot.
Speaking of booting. In words of our beloved Waylon, Don't ya'll think this Dukes thing has gotten way outta hand? Consider, what the entire TV series called the Dukes, might have been like if they'd have titled the TV show after the movie The MoonRunners, left the cast of the movie intact, called the car Traveler, and left the lead character as Bobby Lee. Placed the County as Shiloh as it was originally, and left it with a bit more grit to it?  The rest of the original film did have Ben Jones in it, as a revenue agent, there was a Roscoe P, and the bar truck stop was the Boars Nest. 
Now before ya'll go thinking that I'm starting a stinking here, against things the Dukes don't, nor am I dissing Ben and Alma and a very few others that were part of that, again Don't even think that. However as the year rounds out headed into a new year, I'm remembering all the things of what was 2017. And some of the hurtful things that came out of some of the Cooter's Place and from some gal in Oregon. The major things of the Cooter's Place was that when the majority of the cast of the Dukes, were at this years Utah AutoRama, in Salt Lake City, and me being only 100 miles away in Evanston Wyoming then, could it have hurt if Ben, Alma, Daisy, Bo, Luke or any of them to have driven up to see and visit the Wyoming/Utah Charter of the Hazzard Knytes? Could it hurt if Tracey, or Ben to contribute even a $100.00 to the cash box of the Knytes each month as a sign of their loyalty to the one organization of 300k, that has stuck with and fought for the Dukes since it was created? 
To that end, both the Knytes-of-Dixie and the AyreWolvez, aka the WolfPack have voted and approved the idea, of taking all the things that was good about the TV series, the movie and all the rest and mix it together and make a film by the same name as the Club. The Hazzard County Knytes, sort of the Hollywood Knights only Hazzard-ized. In essence, more Hazzard County, but no or very little Dukes. How about Daisy in the original costume they picked, which was a white turtle neck sweater , plaid table cloth patterned skirt, with white Go-Go boots? Yes that's why when we showed our Gen Lee in Utah in 1981 why we got Go-go boots for our display of the car. Why the super short shorts? Many mountain west parents made their kids not watch the show, because of that, likewise it was why in 2012 when we wanted to run ads we got censored by our local cable company. 
Now there are some that will growl at this, but dig this; what if, and I just say IF, the Knytes, all 300,000 of us, pulled our support of all things Dukes and reworked the idea and image of Hazzard County, into what it should have been, and flat boycotted things Dukes and pushed for more Hazzard County? 
As such, I retitled the Page on fb of Unofficial Dukes of Hazzard Fan page to the Official All Things Hazzard County Page(more Hazzard County, Less Dukes) . 
In closing again using another title of good old Waylon only Hazzard-ized, Maybe it's time we got back to the Basics of Hazzard County, and gave the boot. 
Stay tuned, 2018 is filled with a lot of changes in our organization, and infrastructure. A new President, Vee-Pee and more. We're tuning up Traveler, and putting some of Uncle Jessie's finest in the tank, and dropping the hammer. With a full on campaign to rework Hazzard County into something real.
TTYLY

HellBilly Truckers Lawg, my I could enjoy a steak right now, and somebody could make a good living just covering Harvey Dickhead

As reported in our last posting, our Nurse GoodBody is now Nurse MarriedBody, yep she eloped got hitched in northern Idaho, on the 3rd of Novemember and we are happy for her.
Okay then;

Days like today I could really enjoy a sit down full 1/2 inch steak with fried fat, big baked tater, a dish of corn and some good brew to warsh it down with. Not that I couldn't but the damn Doctor has me on those damn Oscar Myer mini snacks. A small stack of ham slices, some crachers and a small bit of cheese. Says that gives me enough nutrition, and keeps me loosing my gutt so I can still fly and truck, as well as keeping my A1C level. But damn I'd love a steak. 
Then was looking over my email, on g, and saw at least 10 individual posts by the Hollywood Reporter amongst others on that damn Harvey Dickhead, and all those getting stung by women that did some baiting yet didn't want to be felt up. First; any guy that forces his way onto a gal, for the simple thought of getting his wick wet , should have it cut off. However too, and I've been subject to this more than once there are some women that think that the only way to score a gig, on air or on video, has to at minimum stick her puss area in front of his nose, or worse yet do a bunch of inviting even if the inviting is really silent. Hey I might kiss a gals toes in nylons to enhance the concept of toews, 

but I will not sleep, date or frantinize with any woman I work with, or working under my command. EVER!!
With that said this Harvey What's his nuts Dickhead, is getting more publicity, and press ink, than any point as far as I know of in his career. 
A good reporter TV producer could make a heck of a great living just doing news of , " Who is screwing or wanting to screw who? In Hollywood". 
Ain't going to be me.
As I split, here looking at those crackers and ham slices, The Toew Bro's(and Sis's) Club a unit of the Iron Knytes Association is hosting and producing a 2019/20 Old Skool Toew Truck 

 Calendar/video of some of the hottest old skool toew trucks and even steamier gals enhancing those trucks, in a thing we do every 5 or so years call; KlassiK Hookers and Haulers, Hookers are 

 toew trucks, haulers are 

 or 

 so that together becomes 

 and 

 in the spirit of the old Overdrive Magazine DateMasters, 

 

Well you get the idea. To qualify, candidates need to be at least 24 years old, Confederate American, Rebel female size 6 or smaller feet and small toes, and live within reasonable driving distance from HazzardAyre Radio Command central(Gooding-Idaho) 

If your interested give us a shout at 307-679-7209 

TTYLY 

Can we grow up and have clean searches? And , I hate daylight savings time!!

Welcome to the Hazzard Gazzette online, and of course welcome to Our Hazzard County.
Earlier in the evening in between fetching a toew that constituted the bringing in of LifeFlight, I was in the process of updating some of the graphics for this publication and some Club banners. So I did a quick search for hot feet in nylons. I had to wade through a ton of porn shots, and pics of guys ejaculating just to find maybe 4 to 6 pics that I could use. Same with finding dainty toes in nylons. Why can't there just be clean none offending, tasteful pics of sweet little toes in stockings? Why is there a need to show all the damn smut? In a increasing changing era that we are going through, with the Harvey Weinstien bull stuff, you'd think that you could find clean graphics. Even with other pic searches, and one that still boggles the mind, do a search for compact butts in Wrangler Cowgirl Jeans . You might find two or 4 pics of the subject your looking for, the rest is smut. Now there are most likely few photohogs taking shots of womens hiney's at a rodeo, and that even fewer women's hiney's that look good in genuine Wrangler cowgirl jeans, but why has this been left out? Wasn't that long ago that most male corpuscles considered a hot honey's butt in Wranglers as a fashion statement. Today its just not that popular.
Even music for the object. I can't remember the artist, but I looked over 20 pages of searches for the song, Vixen in Denim. Think I could find it? Nope. What I did find was 10 of those pages of porn, 5 from fashionistas,, and that was it. 
On all this crap and I see at least 10 articles and several news pieces of all these starlets bitching about being violated by all these male actors, directors, and such, my view on the subject is two; One: How come no body is barking about young male actors etc being nailed by female or women producers, directors and such, or is it just about guys here? Why is it that just guys are being charged? Second is the situation that much? How many of these accusations are real? Or are there starting to be women coming to the table barking how they were abused, just to gain 20 minutes of fame, or to snag some major denaro? 
Now I haven't heard anything out of the Stern camp, nor the Dr. Demento camp, but some of the escapades on both those shows, have to be called into question. Even some of the stuff we did and do on HazzardAyre Radio. Could our infamous toew Smooch be called up as a sexual advance? Or where does the comedic creation process end and harassment begin? 
Does this mean those steamy love scenes in movies and on TV going to be censored or even eliminated? Are we going to see even married couples on TV and movies sleeping in seperate beds, like it was in the early to mid 1960's. Dangerous territory and one that has resulted in even us at HazzardAyre Radio, and elsewhere looking twice at what we do. More over could all this result in more radio and TV stations, and networks getting gun shy on hiring women, so they don't get charged or sued? 
Okay then; 
I just hate daylight savings time. Or having to switch time settings twice a year. Even when you think its getting late and you should be headed to bed, you look at the clock and it says its really not that late. 18:00 hours its getting dark, your entire mind and biological clock has to re adjust. And who made it to where a bunch of Yankee politicians decided to adjust time? Shouldn't that be relegated to Heavenly Father? No wonder people in our nation never get enough sleep or good sleep, you never know when to go to bed or wake up.
I'll do some research on that and report here in my next entry.
Raphael at CenturyLink says we're soon going to get hooked back up, to the big wire to get HazzardAyre Radio flowing over the cyber radio. I just wish they'd hurry.
TTYLY

We're not any richer or more anything than anyone else, its just that we work at it more than others do.

As I was paying for fuel today at the Oasis in Buhl, some lady from a local news rag said she had read our stuff over the last two days of the Times News and such being needy and greedy. My reply was simple since we have accused of this is simple; We are not any richer or more privlaged or anything else than anyone else, we just work at it harder and truly ask for the gift of God and his blessings to keep us imparting the truth to so many people that don't believe and who have been so lied to these many centuries. But we are not more intelligent, our IP skills suck, and our methods are always being subject to question. But the reason we do make it, the reason we stay in business and the reason, HazzardAyre Radio/Hazzard County Gazzette, keep rating number one is that we are not afraid to take risks, we don't have a bunch of people who are so spooked of any religious body, or loss of an advertiser or two, to exclude someone or something just because it might insult someone else . Example, Season 5 and 6 , of SOA, HCC and the Knytes seriously wanted to place ads on and during SOA. Our simple pic for the ad was a tight fannied gal stretched over a softail shovel head . This was in the eyes of the Cable-One ad board at least locally, just too over the top. However the ads got placed on both Charter and Cox's cable ads and guess what, new membership, and a huge increase in our mail order , orders. And we are there once the SOA spin-off's start airing again. 
A few years ago I had , same kind of thing came about at CH-4 Utah, the licensee of METV in Utah. At the time they were running the late TV series based on Col. Boyington's book Baa-Baa BlackSheep of the 214. The hold backs? Pinup girl on the Corsair, and rebel flag in the background. Had we pulled back on our beliefs and our ideals the ads for the WolfPack would have aired. But we didn't. Did we suffer? Maybe a little, but still , sometimes you have to stand up and say you corporate heads we are doing this our way, kiss our ass's if you don't like it.
No we are not richer or more anything than any body else, we just work at it harder than others.
Okay; on me today, I just pretty much stayed home today, that spoiled Russian in Jerome that after he found that I was not going to put profit in front of safety or do things just to shoot out a vehicle just to get it sold, decided he didn't need my services, especially for no $10.00 an hour. So I stayed home, pampered myself and rested. Considering that this is one of the last 3 day, fall holidays where roads are not covered with snow and cars and tourists will be all over the place. The thing that bothers me is this; Its Veteran's Day Sunday. Yet even with the USMC cap on my head, and all, few if anyone said to me even a , " Thank you for your service to this nation" . Who said thank you? Charlie at A1 in Twin Falls. Of which in my life beyond God above, and LexiBelle, I only have two bosses. My Shelly, and Charlie. Charles Legg of A1 is the most gifted and talented men I have ever known. His generosity and kindness goes way beyond just running a towing service, but that of giving people a chance when others never would. When it comes down to it, I'd rather be associated with A1 than working for and with anyone else.
So I ignored my phone, I ignored everything and just slept.
TTYLY

Again don't believe everything you read that you don't pay for to subscribe to.

I am constantly reminded that few , care in the quest for financial enhancement. Even if it might hurt or deceive others in the process.
Two recent examples;
First a lady in Hollister Idaho throws out an ad for a renter for a room attached to her house with a private latrine. In reality its a room IN her house, and the LATRINE is next to her bedroom. The ad was bogus to say the least. Sure the $180.00 a month was okay, but its not as it seemed. The lady is attempting to find a male companion and pay her rent in the process.
Next, eating the other night waiting for one of our new hires, see an ad for a SHOP MANAGER in Jerome. Called, thought this might be a good path to fixing, even on a short term some financial setbacks we have had here.
So went yesterday. First the guy wanted me to replace some springs and shocks in a 73 Malibu that they had put a big block engine in. No problem, except nothing to take the unsprung weight off those springs or even a spring compressor. Next the rotors weren't up to snuff to stop that car, and I'll be damned if I'm going to comprimize somebody's safety just to save a few dollars. Same went for two batteries that needed to be replaced. Smaller batteries, no terminal replacements and just shoe horn em in however. By lunch time me and the car owner agreed that what he really wanted was a lot boy with minor mechanical skills at $10.00 per hour for 20 hours a week. So at least I got enough out of him to make up the shortage of what I needed to pay my water bill.
For long term employment , I'll stick to doing my own facility, and serving the Knytes.
In both cases I have learned that our area Sooper Ad's here in our area 

Is not a publication to be trusted. 80% of the time the information is phony, the publication doesn't do much if anything in the way of fact checking, and the bad thing is people are being victimized and violated. 
The only good thing about Sooper Ads is the paper is free, is good to look over when eating at the Depot Grill, and the paper makes good padding for my frogs bed. Past that don't trust the publication none.
Just stick with us here at HazzardAyre.
TTYLY

Online or in print you'll never be redirected to subscribe to The HazzardAyre Gazzette, but the Times News of Twin Falls Idaho will.

So yesterday was an election day in most areas of the Union, and Idaho was no exception. 
So since I just moved here wanted to see if one can register to vote on the same day as an election as you can in both Utah and Wyoming. So since I have for nearly 5 years now been getting the Slime News of Twin Falls in my inbox went to take a gander at an article that might address the concern I had.
After the 9th time to sign in and all just to read that blooming article, I gave up.
Nothing new, ain't much right with the damn Times News since Lee Communications bought it, and not a helluva lot before that.
Truth be known ; the Knytes and the Times News of Twin Falls have been in a silent war since we gave em the middle finger in 1982 when the Knytes were formed in Hazzard(aka Hagerman). 
By contrast, the press in fact newspapers, should not be that picky of who consumes the information being reported. Have you seen the rates newspapers charge for ads? Ridiculous. By contrast, the HazzardAyre Gazzette has been nearly free since we converted it from the Hazzard County Gazzette in 2012. More over even before that the price of our printed version was only .25 cents. No matter how you consumed it, online or in print. Read it to your hearts content. No stopping you from reading by demanding you subscribe. Advertisers are paying the tab for the printing, so why not? 
As I have said and 300,000 members and their families can't be wrong, when you want something done, done right and done the way it ought to be, you just simply go to Hazzard County Our Hazzard County, and the Knytes-of-Dixie. No more needs to be said, except, now that I was so rudely snubbed from reading the Times News, I wont be a subscriber nor an advertiser, nor will 2,000 local members of the Knytes-of-Dixie/Iron-Knytes Association.
ttyly

Things you just can't teach to 6th grade adults or Yankees

There are just some things you cain'st teach adults with a 6th grade mind. No matter how much you howl they will always certainly turn away and ignore and close the door on you. 
All during the last Presidential election I kept barking, don't vote Trump into office especially that of President. But what did most of those Yankee conservatives do? Yep , voted that over puffed up Real Estate salesman into office, and now many are crying fowl. Reminds me of those from ancient America residing in Zarahemla they told young Alma and his companion to pretty much shut up, and go their way or they'd be put in prison. They didn't and so thus the king put em into prison. Even so even with all the preaching and teaching, the multitude would not listen, and found that their stubborn minds and hearts would lead them to certain death. And it did. Today we have a multitude that is determined to create a one World order, and One World Government. That one World's time has yet to come and will be lead by one, Heavenly Father, not a mortal person of Earth. 
THen You try to teach even the simplest concepts, example on a Facebook page I subscribe to for those into Internet Radio, all too many are crying that their super streaming platforms are not working right. Yet for nearly 2 years now, I carve out $120.00 a month to Spreaker.com and all the programming of HazzardAyre gets right on there. Yes there is a slight problem of an echo from the interface component but I figured out a work around and it works near flawlessly. But can I convince some there that this is the path to follow? Nope their hardened hearts are to clogged to allow any kind of input. 
Then there are those who beat me up, over our flag of our beloved Dixie. Can I convince the many that the flag is really that of Saint Andrews ? 

 yes the cross of Saint Andrew, the first angel of God, yet the so called super religious says this 

 

 and this 

 are symbols of hate and Lucifer. Yet they are in reality symbols of love and pride in a nation and people, that should have been revered not condemned. Yet Yankees do that daily. 

As I leave you to get some badly needed shut eye, I want to thank Bishop Egbert and Scott of the Wendell Idaho 1st Ward for coming to my rescue once again, as I was conned by a lady in Hollister Idaho, that nearly had me homeless. More on that on the show starting at 07:00 on KTOW FM 105.7.

L8R Ya'll