The Sugar Belle from Hazzard showed up today, and can someone turn off the dog?

So the SugarBelle from Hazzard showed up today, although I was thinking she wouldn't since she was 5 minutes late, but forgiven since the Rode House here is a bit difficult to find. She was wearing a knock out outfit that had me all twitterpaited, however all the time she was sitting with me in the studio, I kept looking to see if she was wearing nylons yet couldn't really tell. Although I kept thinking of busting a move on her toes and all I refrained and left that for the next time she comes up. But deffinately the toew smooch is on for our next hours of power. The thing that impressed me the most was the fact that since I focused on that particular subject she didn't spook and flee. This is a gal I can feel easy with doing a show. The real test will be if she really returns, or leaves me to burn like many others have. 
I used to think that a direct smooch on the toes in nylons was easy, but I've bacame a bit more reserved in my latter years. Today I need to warm up to the talent and the real touch to feel of any part of a lady, especially a place as intimate as her feet and toes.
Nurse GoodBody had a process, in the warming up phase. For about a week, she would just place her feet in my lap, and have me massage her tootsies. Once I got to touching her it was no problem kissing her toes. Look at all these pics:

 

 

 With Nurse GoodBody it wasn't really a sexual stimulant it was a comedic bit that we did and it became a trademark. In fact to be honest we had rehearsed the bit and reworked it so much that I became tired of it, and didn't want to go home all the time with my lips and hands etc smelling like, well; feet. The publicity shot, did though increase awareness of the show for those of us who toew, and increased ratings so much we were billing $5k a month in ad revenue. The Knytes saw that money I didn't and would have if it hadn't been for the jerks at Gooding City's Post Office who just could seem to find the address of the studio office there. As such we got booted for no rent. 

Today, I'm in charge of the money coming in and going out of the radio op, so bills get paid as well as wages.

Hopefully next time feet in lap , huh Sugar? Sugar was wearing this stuff I think they were some kind of spanx, ain't sure but they really were flattering.

Okay then, next order of business here.

There is a set of dogs that live across the street from the Rode House here. Except for really late at night when their inside their masters house, the damn things never hardly for very long shut up. Granted they're good door bells and all, but just about everything sets em off. There used to be a song called, " Who let the dogs out?" My question is simple, can't someone shut the dogs up? 

Any mile I'm hitting the rack. 

TTYLY

Deja Vu , look you tried to do it too

Deja Vu, look you tried to do it too, but too bad, so sad we already are doing that.
Every other day, I see on fb and other social places people trying to do what we already did. Whether its Radio Rebel, or Rebel Radio, HazzardAyre that nobody can or dares to duplicate, and now has its own IP address, amongst other things, our media gigs are swelling faster than a porn star making spegetti. Sorry Rick , had to throw that in, that was a great flick.
What we started near West-Point Idaho, and grew into three episodes of the Dukes, mostly portrayed by my 4th Cousin Richie, (WHOGG-AM/1090, Hazzard ) Has grown into HazzardAyre/Rebel Radio on both 1340 and FM 105.7 near here and is a staple on 20 stations nationwide on syndication as well as streaming on both LiveStream.com and Spreaker.com . 
From bringing back much of what was then rural targeted TV from CBS, from the Beverly Hillbillies to the Dukes, as well as HeeHaw, Petticoat Junction, Green Acres and so on, our image has been one of a more aggressive but certainly rural backwoods feeling. Simply put, we planted some seeds and they are growing faster than Mirinda's pumpkins. But planting the seeds is only one part of the growing formula, you not only plant the seeds, but fertilize and nurture em, but eventually they grow into a yield that you can harvest.
The human equation being what it is , other humans get envious and jealous. Instead of supporting something already growing, they think they ought to try to copy it, whatever it is. I say to many of them; congradulate the victor, since the race is done won.
Okay then. HazzardAyre/Rebel-Radio will be back on air on November 15th. What is keen, is; most in Wendell don't have fiber optic, to their place let alone home. Nor the streaming speed we'll have that is dedicated just to us, but guess what? We will. According to the folks at CenturyLink, they are going to stretch a wire from the main box all the way to the house that holds HazzardAyre/Rebel-Radio's studios. 
Last here this morning; I was right, especially for women, and did you know women also have testosterone? According to Sue Rogers our staff sexoligist, says that the fall is the time that both genders, but mostly women's desires are peaking. Women ovulate and get hornier worse in the fall, than at other times of the year. Something to do with the gestation being better between 40 and 60 degrees. Is that why I get luckier in the fall than the spring? 
If you consider most of our 4legged mamallian counterparts mate in the fall, gestate through the winter and have offspring in mid spring, why the hell should we be different. The old farts tales of babies coming in June, from a winters honeymoon, might be since if your staying at home it ain't to be watching Hogan's Hereos. Guys women are looking and if you have the right bait, this is the time of year your more apt to get laid.
See ya'll on the radio in about 6 hours.
TTYLY

If I've said it once, I'll say it again, you just don't dip your pen in company ink

I always laugh at things when my Lady in Florida gets all out of joint, thinking I might be doing the kinky with our new hires or any of our feminintiles. The reality is you just don't do that. 
If you've been following Hollywood news lately, you no doubt have heard about the charges and all being flung at Harvey Weinstein from everyone from Rose McGowen to many more. Ben Affleck got some flung at him. There's a movement going on in Hollywood that was in motion years ago. Advancing a female talent through the casting couch does not fly any more. 
This is why you'd never find me doing the hoochy koochy with any of our studio talents. A beer and a pizza, maybe; a lunch to discuss a shows creation, yea why not? To drop your shorts and do the wyld thing in studio or elsewhere? No way. Over the years the invites were there, but I never acted on em. Robin (Miss Dixie Diesel 1993) could have , but didn't. Emma , could have, but didn't , and of course Nurse GoodBody, flirted, teased , but never got naked. 
Aside from the legal problems, there are the biological problems. From STD's to pregnancy. It don't take much messing around to cause a lifetime of trouble. Kiss their butts on air, or their toes on camera okay, anything much past that? No way.
The other thing is once you cross the line, she owns you, your no longer the boss, since after its your word against hers and guess who the Judge is going to listen too? It ain't you. 
If your even thinking of doing anything remotely kinky, make damn sure you have it in a script and a video cam going, so you can document everything. 
Now onto Harvey and Ben.
I find it ironic that all these celebs are raking these guys over the fire. Are they doing so, to really call attention to inequality in Hollywood? Or are they tweaked they weren't cast in some movie etc Harvey was doing at the time. 
It's nearly like winning a big lottery prize or looking like you just got a windfall of cash. Before hand, nobody gives you the time of day, after; you have friends and family you never knew. Trust me I know of what I speak. It's those that love and like you before you have cash and celebrity, that you keep: Not the ones that find you after. 
TTYLY

How many times do we need to Say it? We are only hiring women for radio announcers? Don't anyone read the Blog here?

Looks like the mighty giant is again having problems. Nearly 2,000 clients of Facebook can't gain access, and the number keeps increasing. Mark Zuckerberg CEO of Facebook, might be having growing problems, considering his Video TV experiment went sour. Oh Well. 
At least HazzardAyre and the HazzardAyre Gazzette is still running and at least we are smart enough to stay with Google. 
Not saying the Alphabet Company doesn't have offline days, but ya'll gotta wonder, with the mega billions of green in Facebook's Cash Stash, that they couldn't at least have a better more stable presence online and not have a downtime. 
Okay; I can't tell you how many times that when we place help wanted ads on Facebook, CraigsList and others that we are only looking to HIRE WOMEN, and ONLY WOMEN. Reason, simple. All the male corpuscles on our radio op, are Knytes members. The guy hosts and anchors are our MEN members. The only and I mean ONLY time we consider a guy is IF he is a hang around looking to be a prospect of the Knytes. WE DON'T HIRE GUYS. That simple. I place hundreds of thousands of blog posts on fb in our pages, and groups. I wonder how many outside Knytes read the posts. If they did , they might really consider and understand who we are and who they are going to be working for? 
So in closing, if your considering working for AyreWolfFM, HazzardAyre Radio or SAMCROMC Radio, you have to be a real woman, no guys. At least read the blog posts BEFORE you apply to work for us.
TTYLY

Wolf of Hazzard County Journal1

Good morning fellow Wolvez and Knytes. Want to say that the crew over at Anchors Bistro in Twin Falls treated me like a king the other night. Although I only had a salad and a brew still it was cool. Got to watch the Ducks battle it out with Washington, good game.
The gal who waited on me was wearing some boots that while they might have been good for all the time she was on her feet serving, still, they looked like they might have been cooking her feet. So much for comfortable fashion.
Charlie hasn't came for the General yet, thinking if he don't soon, I'll just give him $200.00 for it back and keep the old soldier and fix it. That old Stratus has served me damn good, and I really would hate to loose it.
Got a bit of mud slinging to do here as well this morning. If I'd have known that the Tragic Valley here hadn't progressed much if any since I left it in 2013 I would have never came back. That said, I get along better in Twin Falls than just about anywhere here abouts. Seems as if I get further, faster there on my projects and two; I am not seen as such a sinister person over yonder there in Twin as I am here in scranny Wendell. 
Talked to little Rick in Etown, LexiBelle ain't fixed yet, might be one of those things where I gots to go over there fetch her, and do the repair myself. Saw in Brothers Truck Parts where there's new tanks in there with the straps , senders, and all that the entire repair is just under $500.00 . Got get the old girl, since winter is upon us. Heard tell Etown already got a dusting of snow already.
Saw too; where, our member Nate and his daughter snagged a buck for the season. Good going bro, I'm coming over there for the jerky and one of those sandwiches. 
Next, why is it? That I can attract even make small talk with better than average eye candied women, yet can't keep one at least for the radio gig? Then too, the big other question is; why is it that I get a few of em interested in our on air gig, yet they don't even come over for a meet and greet, let alone go on air? I can't think of one damn thing including kinky winky, that would happen here or even in an office type place. In either case its me, her, in a 10X10 studio, for 6 hours. Every day cept Saturday and Sunday. 
Just as well.
Any mile ; Figured out on the fly why at times my CenturyLink Wifi goes sour occassionally. One, someone in my area is trying to tap into it, and two, the wire that comes from the main line, must be loose, since I only have a disconnect when it gets wet or windy. Might too be a messed up modem. 
Any flyte, need sleep see ya'll on the radio.

To those who Like your Page or group on Facebook do you ever want to ask , Why do you like our page or group on Facebook?

When you form a group or page on Facebook, and you get a Like, do you ever just want to ask why? Why do you Like our page or group? I always want to ask this especially if the Like is attached to a Muslim or other foreign individual. Now in the case of us in the Knytes, being dedicated to the cause of rebel and liberty of Dixie and restoration of southern Confederate values, when I get a Like to say that of The Hazzard County Knytes, from somewhere in the Pacific theater, I again need to ask, Why do you Like us and our page? It's not unfounded since the Dukes-of-Hazzard during its heyday was translated into just about every language yet Liking our Pages and groups, is akin to Liking the page or group of the Hell's Angels. Again the question becomes, simply why? 
Okay then, still today am stressed over my domicile, found that my lady Shelly's damn brother ain't going to help, and I figured as much. I also figured out why he does this. 
See her brother Kenny and Mother, aunt and so on, aren't exactly too keen on Shelly moving out here taking up space in my home and making it our home,wherever that home would be. So to get me upset enough to blow Shelly off and say can't do it anymore, her brother and kin folk , blow smoke up Shelly's butt, then don't follow through. Now understand, I'm not into Shelly for that little lift in our income from a portion of her money each month she sends, that said, we together are building my business of both towing and a Harley shop. As well as contributing what both us can to the rebuild of HazzardAyre Radio. I truly have over the last year or so gotten to truly love Shelly. Mostly since we're the only two people who could put up with each other. What really piss's me off is her family. 
My words to them are simple; Shelly is 43, she's fairly intelligent, and with the right guidence she can be a very productive person. As well as my wife. Bottom line Mother, Brother Aunts and others of my Shelly, let Shelly alone, let her have her SSI money, come out here to the west and us get married. 
Didn't do much today, mostly slept, and prepped for the morning on air only edition of HazzardAyre. 
See you on the radio
But to those like Irene and others, I ask ; Why do you Like our Page and Group?
TTYLY

Been on a forced time off , for a few weeks, and oh yes AyreWolfFM is only hiring women.

As I had predicted, good old Cable One whose slogan ought to be, " Watch Us Piss You Off" unplugged me on the 21st. Not that I hadn't planned on paying them on the 21st, just they never let me get it paid. Off at 03:00 so I said wuz up with that? They inform me that $1,400.00 is owed. Really Cable-One? Everyone that I have talked to about it, says don't pay it immediately, that includes our attorney, he say's we'll pay that $1400.00 bill about the time they pay the $165,000.00 that we suffered in lost revenue waiting for them to get us going in the first place. So it was a forced vacay and been kinda enjoying it, no Internet, no TV just good books, and peace. 
Got some of my writing for my novel written, caught up on sleep and caught up on my scripture reading. I'm in the book of Mosiah in the B-O-M, King Benjamin is one heck of a king, and Ammon, that battle, can you just imagine what kind of battle that was? 
Okay then part duex.
I don't know how many times I have to put it down on the ad, in print and elsewhere. AyreWolfFM is only hiring WOMEN, get it? WOMEN, no men. Reason no guys? The guy half of the radio staff is members of the MC as well as the WolfPack, so we don't need guys. So guys quit applying, since we'll never call you up anyway. 
We only are HIRING WOMEN!!!, 
More this eve,
L8R