The After Show exam

So I'm going to call this the After Show Exam, a time to dig a bit deeper into the stuff I dug into on air but couldn't finish due to air time.
Okay so eppy number avi2 of AyreWolfFM on HazzardAyre Radio is done, in the can as it once was said and I'm unwinding before I crawl into my bed.
One of those things I dug into overnight was have you began to see something strange to fathom going on with Facebook? Used to be ordinary folks and Celebrities both were on Facebook. Although the celebs were there via their publicists and not always themselves except if they were doing a fan chat to promote a new or pending new film or series. Which brings me to the point. The one thing that Facebook or any really social web site , and CB Radio and WalMart has in common, at no time are you going to see a Super Model or super hottie in or at or on it, or in it. Never. Seems as Facebook has became the modern version of our hobby of CB. The fugdugly women if there are any are there, but you really don't want to chat with many or any of them. Reminds me of the days, you'd hear what sounded like a hottie on the CB, but if you took the time and hunted them down, you'd smell ammonia or stale urine, and find a really super tubby fugdugly woman. If you were lucky you'd find your way back to your truck with your pants still on and high tail it out of there. Now if you ignored her for too long on your runs by her town and didn't say hello, her friends would condemn you and near tar and feather you. 
I remember quite some years ago, there was this mud fence melter lady by the CB Handle , MorningStar. I mean damn fugdugly. Her real name was Dawn and she hailed as her home 20 the town of Jerome. On the CB she sounded so sweet. So I tracked her down. Now when she opened the door on that mobile home, I nearly fell over dead of the smell, but hey there is a plus side here, she had one damn good looking cousin friend. Dang good looking, and one of the few Good lays I have ever had. 
Of course there are exceptions to this rule of thumb, there are on occassion a few that really are near super model quality. I knew 4 that worked at the Evanston Wyoming Walmart, all but 1 quit since. But they worked there, not shopped there. Of course the okay easy on the eyes women at Walmart as shoppers, however deep down most are skanks , whores, or sluts. The rest you do not want to drop your tool into or it might not come out, and if it does come out, it'll drop off. Likewise for Facebook, now I got really damn lucky that I got my Shelly from there, but and again exceptions are there, but overall, the real twit-twats are on there, and if you get mixed up with one your most likely going to need a shot. Both to mess with it and after to get rid of the crabs and other nasties. 
Which is something I strive to keep off both our over the air as well as our cyber radio stations. 
The old adage of only a face for radio, usually applies. I don't want those only partly good looking on my shows or stations. I'm again lucky, with our Sugar. Sugar, is one of those rare gals that has beauty and brains. She's hotter than a Saturday night special, but knows or knows of pop and old pop culture. What she don't know she looks up. Plus she don't huff and puff and smell of stale sweat like many I have worked with. I remember in my early days of radio. I was interning at KTFI AM 1240 of Twin Falls Idaho. There was this news gal, that really reaked, of stink. Plus if she weighed 400 pounds I wouldn't have been surprised. She had a good voice, and all but no looks. I have seen that at many stations I have worked for. 
So why should it matter now, that on airs look good?
The first time I conceived the idea of having hot female flesh in my studio, was when watching the Don Imus Show in the morning, circa 1994-95 time frame. He had the Imus Cheerleaders in there. And why? At the time he was also the early morning wake up show on RFDTV. A few years later when the same deal was pitched to me at $200k a month, I was going to make damn sure that I had as good as if not better than Imus had. Same thing as today. Now then, my concept was and is, to have gals as hot as the HeeHaw Honeys, which was the rage long before there was a Daisy Duke. Those shorts if truth be known was mimicked from the HeeHaw Honey's which appeared long before the Dukes-of-Hazzard on the rural based variety show on CBS called HeeHaw. 
Let's face it cameras are in the radio studio, and if you don't look good on video as well as sounding good on air your going to get passed by. 
Remember though for the tubby's you disguard , there is a friend of hers that's hot and well, you get the idea.
See ya'll on air tonight.
TTYLY

Hazzard County University is still alive

So today waited, and waited and waited, again Marie didn't show up. my thoughts are if she ever does show up and puts in even a few hours of work , I wont be surprized I'll be amazed.
So been running tracks of Confederate lectures today and been relearning many things I had forgotten. One of the reasons, the Hazzard Knytes and the Iron Knytes set up Hazzard County University was and is to teach the words and truth of our southern heritage, history and to maintain and restore those legacies. So to those who know and the many who don't Hazzard County University is still alive and thriving .
We at HCU are getting things organized to sustain and put forth a full court press for the 2018 elections. To bring to the knowledge of Yankees and the nation to knowledge of the Confederate National Party and get candidates on the ballots of both state, local and national including President of the States . It is the belief of us at HCU that with the union so diveded its time to unify a nation so divided and confused. The only answer is under this flag 

 This is what HCU is all about, I hope ya'll will join us.

Until Later.

Poor Harvey and what about other performers even on radio?

Poor Harvey Weinstein and his up close and personal moments with Hollywood's hottest starlets. Seems the man has gone through hell and is still catching crap. So I got to wondering considering us in off the wall rebel radical radio, just what constitutes sexual harrassment and what is allowed under creative abilities. Seems like a very thin hair don't it? 
Consider one of my best friends in the business and one who based a bunch of his early success on sexual or at least heavy steamy anticts . Making out in the control room, pinching breasts , kissing butts and so on. The bits of hotties farting on male guests, and most done or performed by some of the same women bitching at Harvey.  Yet nothing is being said there.
Is it harryassment if the thing is done in studio for a show and that it might be scripted against the same thing done say in a board meeting room, or show producers office? 
While not as bad I remember such things being done on Doc Demento's show and yes even on both AyreWolfFM and HazzardAyre. I even remember the none stop lap sit and the just about set the record toew smooch, we did in Tooele Utah. We had no less than 10 ladies in there per night, two agreed to the deal, and yet nothing was even considered to be out of whack.
Was it the era, and now many women are just now coming forward?
There is also the part, of baiting a guy.
Most southern men respect women, not all but most, and most of us will not act on carnal feelings unless seriously prompted. 
How many of these gals teased old Harvey to the point he couldn't help himself? 
While both Howard, Demento, Myself and other radio rebels have not made or make any money to the level that old Harvey has, and could that be the crux of these ongoing charges and law suits against Harvey? Its money, BIG money or revenge for a part that Harvey never cast them in a production. Let's face it many of these women haven't been in the spotlight or seriously working for years. The purse is getting a bit thin, the mortgage on the mansion is due , the servants, limo driver needs paid and the WELL is nearly dry. So they sue. 
Question is, where does hinky kinky on air differe from from off air, or are both subject to litigation?
This is what we are exploring tonight on AyreWolfFM/HazzardAyre Radio, tonight and in the afternoon.
TTYLY

We are getting better,CenturyLink might want to put a boot in the butt, because HazzardAyre Radio just got picked up by Amazon.com on demand radio

The episodic drama with CenturyLink continues. Got an email from some England gal at their southern office, on still yet another delay. Really? Getting to think that even with CenturyLink of making up with Cable-One and getting that all reactivated might do us a kindness. I got to figuring at the $500.00 an hour we lost in July, with Cable-One, and what we are loosing since September 24th, with the wait time, concerning CenturyLink, at $500.00 per hour, times 6 hours a day, multiplied by 6 days a week, can you say big dollars lost? Some telcos and cable company system executives need to get out of their cubicles and come see their systems infrastructure. Sure the call centers that house their order takers is good and our consultant in Arizona is cool, but this is dragging out. 
Usually I wouldn't care much, since I'm doing over the air broadcasts and that's okay, but dig this; through our carrier for our online op, emailed me and said that Amazon.com has picked up us up for their main on demand radio channel, this means big money, our problem is we can't upload anything because Cable-One and CenturyLink have our hands tied. At least the young gal who got us in with CenturyLink once again, told me the truth. In 4 months I could pay off Cable-One and plug us back in there. For what we're loosing every day in ad revenue, if CenturyLink don't hurry up, that's what I'll do. 
Haven't heard from Sugar yet, but the gal in Hollister  I think is reconsidering. Guess the idea of loosing a Marine Colonel with a solid income and managing a multi million dollar organization is better than a bunch of college boys that come and go. 
We will see.
Just wish Sugar would get in touch. She don't need to come up all the time until our remodel is complete, as well as the Buhl Idaho location, but knowing she is truly on board would make me sleep better. Just like yesterday, had she been on deck and trained , I could have had her do the talking on air. Likewise, winter is rapidly approaching, next month I go to fetch my tow truck, meaning I'm going to be hitting the road when it snows. I can't just shut down the station when I get a tow call. 
On all of them, my mom had a saying, shit or get off the pot. I say this to CenturyLink, as well as to Sugar. I understand Sugar has transportation challenges, but CenturyLink for the $550.00 we'll be paying a month, you'd think they could get a burr under their saddles. 
TTYLY

The tree that wont bend breaks, listen to your interns sometimes they might know more than You do.

Some Sunday mornings, I get to feeling like I'm a Church authority preaching to the multitude. 
I got to reading a few comments from a radio broadcasters Facebook page and rapidly recalled an situation about this time last year, in Evanston Wyoming.
After many months even a year I finally gained a lady radio anchor. She came in and completely re-arranged what we played on our music rotation. I was about to give her the boot, when I looked at our ratings numbers. Although we are and was then always at number 1 or so, we began gaining traction in our action. Here was someone that got the popular vibe and went with it. While we lost a few national advertisers, we gained some local and regional ones. I should have hung on to Cody-Lee, but forces beyond my control pulled that plug. Here was a gal that was ALL business and didn't phase over the fact she'd walk in to do her gig, while I might be on the throne, with the door open. It did not bother her. Okay, I was the tree that would not bend, and my tree broke. She knew a bit more of what was hip today than I did. My mom used to say, Better tap into the youth while they know everything. It's like years ago when they brought out kid proof caps for medicine. Want to get the damn thing open? Give the dang thing to a kid. 
Technology is the same, youth today have forgotten more about modern technology than I'll ever know. At the same time, I've taught many youth that you can do radio without the blooming computer, and streaming, over the air, with an analog console, cart machine and turntable. Sure most of your play list may be on your computer, but you can blend that with you vynal records as well. 
Woke up this morning with a splitting headache, as well as a tiny tree frog sleeping on my chest. Little critter must have slipped in yesterday afternoon, looking for a warmer place to sack out. 
I also had a great visit with a promising young lady that I'm really looking forward to working with. She wore these things called Mermaid Leggings, but I could not discern if there were nylons under them or on her feet. Never the less, she dug the idea of the SugarBelle thing. Considering we are after all everything Confederate southern here, the Belle part and so many guys and gals, will often refer to each other with a flip name like calling each other sugar, or babe. In the south, there is no thought of anything in the direction of mating or dating if some guy says, mam or dear, in our view its a show of respect, of someone we honor and that be that. 
SugarBelle says, she'll be back and I'm confident she will, just hope this time she'll come back in nylons and prepped to have her toes in those hose worshiped. 
On the front of it the sound of the trumpet is loud and we're off and sort of running. All I know is, if CenturyLink don't hurry up and get everything installed soon, I might have to take our business elsewhere. Or wait until we get in the new place in Buhl.
Yes the $1500.00 we owe Cable-One is steep, but this wait time and loss of revenue because we can't stream waiting for CenturyLink, might be cutting off our nose to spite our face. 
TTYLY

The Sugar Belle from Hazzard showed up today, and can someone turn off the dog?

So the SugarBelle from Hazzard showed up today, although I was thinking she wouldn't since she was 5 minutes late, but forgiven since the Rode House here is a bit difficult to find. She was wearing a knock out outfit that had me all twitterpaited, however all the time she was sitting with me in the studio, I kept looking to see if she was wearing nylons yet couldn't really tell. Although I kept thinking of busting a move on her toes and all I refrained and left that for the next time she comes up. But deffinately the toew smooch is on for our next hours of power. The thing that impressed me the most was the fact that since I focused on that particular subject she didn't spook and flee. This is a gal I can feel easy with doing a show. The real test will be if she really returns, or leaves me to burn like many others have. 
I used to think that a direct smooch on the toes in nylons was easy, but I've bacame a bit more reserved in my latter years. Today I need to warm up to the talent and the real touch to feel of any part of a lady, especially a place as intimate as her feet and toes.
Nurse GoodBody had a process, in the warming up phase. For about a week, she would just place her feet in my lap, and have me massage her tootsies. Once I got to touching her it was no problem kissing her toes. Look at all these pics:

 

 

 With Nurse GoodBody it wasn't really a sexual stimulant it was a comedic bit that we did and it became a trademark. In fact to be honest we had rehearsed the bit and reworked it so much that I became tired of it, and didn't want to go home all the time with my lips and hands etc smelling like, well; feet. The publicity shot, did though increase awareness of the show for those of us who toew, and increased ratings so much we were billing $5k a month in ad revenue. The Knytes saw that money I didn't and would have if it hadn't been for the jerks at Gooding City's Post Office who just could seem to find the address of the studio office there. As such we got booted for no rent. 

Today, I'm in charge of the money coming in and going out of the radio op, so bills get paid as well as wages.

Hopefully next time feet in lap , huh Sugar? Sugar was wearing this stuff I think they were some kind of spanx, ain't sure but they really were flattering.

Okay then, next order of business here.

There is a set of dogs that live across the street from the Rode House here. Except for really late at night when their inside their masters house, the damn things never hardly for very long shut up. Granted they're good door bells and all, but just about everything sets em off. There used to be a song called, " Who let the dogs out?" My question is simple, can't someone shut the dogs up? 

Any mile I'm hitting the rack. 

TTYLY

Deja Vu , look you tried to do it too

Deja Vu, look you tried to do it too, but too bad, so sad we already are doing that.
Every other day, I see on fb and other social places people trying to do what we already did. Whether its Radio Rebel, or Rebel Radio, HazzardAyre that nobody can or dares to duplicate, and now has its own IP address, amongst other things, our media gigs are swelling faster than a porn star making spegetti. Sorry Rick , had to throw that in, that was a great flick.
What we started near West-Point Idaho, and grew into three episodes of the Dukes, mostly portrayed by my 4th Cousin Richie, (WHOGG-AM/1090, Hazzard ) Has grown into HazzardAyre/Rebel Radio on both 1340 and FM 105.7 near here and is a staple on 20 stations nationwide on syndication as well as streaming on both LiveStream.com and Spreaker.com . 
From bringing back much of what was then rural targeted TV from CBS, from the Beverly Hillbillies to the Dukes, as well as HeeHaw, Petticoat Junction, Green Acres and so on, our image has been one of a more aggressive but certainly rural backwoods feeling. Simply put, we planted some seeds and they are growing faster than Mirinda's pumpkins. But planting the seeds is only one part of the growing formula, you not only plant the seeds, but fertilize and nurture em, but eventually they grow into a yield that you can harvest.
The human equation being what it is , other humans get envious and jealous. Instead of supporting something already growing, they think they ought to try to copy it, whatever it is. I say to many of them; congradulate the victor, since the race is done won.
Okay then. HazzardAyre/Rebel-Radio will be back on air on November 15th. What is keen, is; most in Wendell don't have fiber optic, to their place let alone home. Nor the streaming speed we'll have that is dedicated just to us, but guess what? We will. According to the folks at CenturyLink, they are going to stretch a wire from the main box all the way to the house that holds HazzardAyre/Rebel-Radio's studios. 
Last here this morning; I was right, especially for women, and did you know women also have testosterone? According to Sue Rogers our staff sexoligist, says that the fall is the time that both genders, but mostly women's desires are peaking. Women ovulate and get hornier worse in the fall, than at other times of the year. Something to do with the gestation being better between 40 and 60 degrees. Is that why I get luckier in the fall than the spring? 
If you consider most of our 4legged mamallian counterparts mate in the fall, gestate through the winter and have offspring in mid spring, why the hell should we be different. The old farts tales of babies coming in June, from a winters honeymoon, might be since if your staying at home it ain't to be watching Hogan's Hereos. Guys women are looking and if you have the right bait, this is the time of year your more apt to get laid.
See ya'll on the radio in about 6 hours.
TTYLY