Online or in print you'll never be redirected to subscribe to The HazzardAyre Gazzette, but the Times News of Twin Falls Idaho will.

So yesterday was an election day in most areas of the Union, and Idaho was no exception. 
So since I just moved here wanted to see if one can register to vote on the same day as an election as you can in both Utah and Wyoming. So since I have for nearly 5 years now been getting the Slime News of Twin Falls in my inbox went to take a gander at an article that might address the concern I had.
After the 9th time to sign in and all just to read that blooming article, I gave up.
Nothing new, ain't much right with the damn Times News since Lee Communications bought it, and not a helluva lot before that.
Truth be known ; the Knytes and the Times News of Twin Falls have been in a silent war since we gave em the middle finger in 1982 when the Knytes were formed in Hazzard(aka Hagerman). 
By contrast, the press in fact newspapers, should not be that picky of who consumes the information being reported. Have you seen the rates newspapers charge for ads? Ridiculous. By contrast, the HazzardAyre Gazzette has been nearly free since we converted it from the Hazzard County Gazzette in 2012. More over even before that the price of our printed version was only .25 cents. No matter how you consumed it, online or in print. Read it to your hearts content. No stopping you from reading by demanding you subscribe. Advertisers are paying the tab for the printing, so why not? 
As I have said and 300,000 members and their families can't be wrong, when you want something done, done right and done the way it ought to be, you just simply go to Hazzard County Our Hazzard County, and the Knytes-of-Dixie. No more needs to be said, except, now that I was so rudely snubbed from reading the Times News, I wont be a subscriber nor an advertiser, nor will 2,000 local members of the Knytes-of-Dixie/Iron-Knytes Association.
ttyly

Things you just can't teach to 6th grade adults or Yankees

There are just some things you cain'st teach adults with a 6th grade mind. No matter how much you howl they will always certainly turn away and ignore and close the door on you. 
All during the last Presidential election I kept barking, don't vote Trump into office especially that of President. But what did most of those Yankee conservatives do? Yep , voted that over puffed up Real Estate salesman into office, and now many are crying fowl. Reminds me of those from ancient America residing in Zarahemla they told young Alma and his companion to pretty much shut up, and go their way or they'd be put in prison. They didn't and so thus the king put em into prison. Even so even with all the preaching and teaching, the multitude would not listen, and found that their stubborn minds and hearts would lead them to certain death. And it did. Today we have a multitude that is determined to create a one World order, and One World Government. That one World's time has yet to come and will be lead by one, Heavenly Father, not a mortal person of Earth. 
THen You try to teach even the simplest concepts, example on a Facebook page I subscribe to for those into Internet Radio, all too many are crying that their super streaming platforms are not working right. Yet for nearly 2 years now, I carve out $120.00 a month to Spreaker.com and all the programming of HazzardAyre gets right on there. Yes there is a slight problem of an echo from the interface component but I figured out a work around and it works near flawlessly. But can I convince some there that this is the path to follow? Nope their hardened hearts are to clogged to allow any kind of input. 
Then there are those who beat me up, over our flag of our beloved Dixie. Can I convince the many that the flag is really that of Saint Andrews ? 

 yes the cross of Saint Andrew, the first angel of God, yet the so called super religious says this 

 

 and this 

 are symbols of hate and Lucifer. Yet they are in reality symbols of love and pride in a nation and people, that should have been revered not condemned. Yet Yankees do that daily. 

As I leave you to get some badly needed shut eye, I want to thank Bishop Egbert and Scott of the Wendell Idaho 1st Ward for coming to my rescue once again, as I was conned by a lady in Hollister Idaho, that nearly had me homeless. More on that on the show starting at 07:00 on KTOW FM 105.7.

L8R Ya'll

The After Show exam

So I'm going to call this the After Show Exam, a time to dig a bit deeper into the stuff I dug into on air but couldn't finish due to air time.
Okay so eppy number avi2 of AyreWolfFM on HazzardAyre Radio is done, in the can as it once was said and I'm unwinding before I crawl into my bed.
One of those things I dug into overnight was have you began to see something strange to fathom going on with Facebook? Used to be ordinary folks and Celebrities both were on Facebook. Although the celebs were there via their publicists and not always themselves except if they were doing a fan chat to promote a new or pending new film or series. Which brings me to the point. The one thing that Facebook or any really social web site , and CB Radio and WalMart has in common, at no time are you going to see a Super Model or super hottie in or at or on it, or in it. Never. Seems as Facebook has became the modern version of our hobby of CB. The fugdugly women if there are any are there, but you really don't want to chat with many or any of them. Reminds me of the days, you'd hear what sounded like a hottie on the CB, but if you took the time and hunted them down, you'd smell ammonia or stale urine, and find a really super tubby fugdugly woman. If you were lucky you'd find your way back to your truck with your pants still on and high tail it out of there. Now if you ignored her for too long on your runs by her town and didn't say hello, her friends would condemn you and near tar and feather you. 
I remember quite some years ago, there was this mud fence melter lady by the CB Handle , MorningStar. I mean damn fugdugly. Her real name was Dawn and she hailed as her home 20 the town of Jerome. On the CB she sounded so sweet. So I tracked her down. Now when she opened the door on that mobile home, I nearly fell over dead of the smell, but hey there is a plus side here, she had one damn good looking cousin friend. Dang good looking, and one of the few Good lays I have ever had. 
Of course there are exceptions to this rule of thumb, there are on occassion a few that really are near super model quality. I knew 4 that worked at the Evanston Wyoming Walmart, all but 1 quit since. But they worked there, not shopped there. Of course the okay easy on the eyes women at Walmart as shoppers, however deep down most are skanks , whores, or sluts. The rest you do not want to drop your tool into or it might not come out, and if it does come out, it'll drop off. Likewise for Facebook, now I got really damn lucky that I got my Shelly from there, but and again exceptions are there, but overall, the real twit-twats are on there, and if you get mixed up with one your most likely going to need a shot. Both to mess with it and after to get rid of the crabs and other nasties. 
Which is something I strive to keep off both our over the air as well as our cyber radio stations. 
The old adage of only a face for radio, usually applies. I don't want those only partly good looking on my shows or stations. I'm again lucky, with our Sugar. Sugar, is one of those rare gals that has beauty and brains. She's hotter than a Saturday night special, but knows or knows of pop and old pop culture. What she don't know she looks up. Plus she don't huff and puff and smell of stale sweat like many I have worked with. I remember in my early days of radio. I was interning at KTFI AM 1240 of Twin Falls Idaho. There was this news gal, that really reaked, of stink. Plus if she weighed 400 pounds I wouldn't have been surprised. She had a good voice, and all but no looks. I have seen that at many stations I have worked for. 
So why should it matter now, that on airs look good?
The first time I conceived the idea of having hot female flesh in my studio, was when watching the Don Imus Show in the morning, circa 1994-95 time frame. He had the Imus Cheerleaders in there. And why? At the time he was also the early morning wake up show on RFDTV. A few years later when the same deal was pitched to me at $200k a month, I was going to make damn sure that I had as good as if not better than Imus had. Same thing as today. Now then, my concept was and is, to have gals as hot as the HeeHaw Honeys, which was the rage long before there was a Daisy Duke. Those shorts if truth be known was mimicked from the HeeHaw Honey's which appeared long before the Dukes-of-Hazzard on the rural based variety show on CBS called HeeHaw. 
Let's face it cameras are in the radio studio, and if you don't look good on video as well as sounding good on air your going to get passed by. 
Remember though for the tubby's you disguard , there is a friend of hers that's hot and well, you get the idea.
See ya'll on air tonight.
TTYLY

Hazzard County University is still alive

So today waited, and waited and waited, again Marie didn't show up. my thoughts are if she ever does show up and puts in even a few hours of work , I wont be surprized I'll be amazed.
So been running tracks of Confederate lectures today and been relearning many things I had forgotten. One of the reasons, the Hazzard Knytes and the Iron Knytes set up Hazzard County University was and is to teach the words and truth of our southern heritage, history and to maintain and restore those legacies. So to those who know and the many who don't Hazzard County University is still alive and thriving .
We at HCU are getting things organized to sustain and put forth a full court press for the 2018 elections. To bring to the knowledge of Yankees and the nation to knowledge of the Confederate National Party and get candidates on the ballots of both state, local and national including President of the States . It is the belief of us at HCU that with the union so diveded its time to unify a nation so divided and confused. The only answer is under this flag 

 This is what HCU is all about, I hope ya'll will join us.

Until Later.

Poor Harvey and what about other performers even on radio?

Poor Harvey Weinstein and his up close and personal moments with Hollywood's hottest starlets. Seems the man has gone through hell and is still catching crap. So I got to wondering considering us in off the wall rebel radical radio, just what constitutes sexual harrassment and what is allowed under creative abilities. Seems like a very thin hair don't it? 
Consider one of my best friends in the business and one who based a bunch of his early success on sexual or at least heavy steamy anticts . Making out in the control room, pinching breasts , kissing butts and so on. The bits of hotties farting on male guests, and most done or performed by some of the same women bitching at Harvey.  Yet nothing is being said there.
Is it harryassment if the thing is done in studio for a show and that it might be scripted against the same thing done say in a board meeting room, or show producers office? 
While not as bad I remember such things being done on Doc Demento's show and yes even on both AyreWolfFM and HazzardAyre. I even remember the none stop lap sit and the just about set the record toew smooch, we did in Tooele Utah. We had no less than 10 ladies in there per night, two agreed to the deal, and yet nothing was even considered to be out of whack.
Was it the era, and now many women are just now coming forward?
There is also the part, of baiting a guy.
Most southern men respect women, not all but most, and most of us will not act on carnal feelings unless seriously prompted. 
How many of these gals teased old Harvey to the point he couldn't help himself? 
While both Howard, Demento, Myself and other radio rebels have not made or make any money to the level that old Harvey has, and could that be the crux of these ongoing charges and law suits against Harvey? Its money, BIG money or revenge for a part that Harvey never cast them in a production. Let's face it many of these women haven't been in the spotlight or seriously working for years. The purse is getting a bit thin, the mortgage on the mansion is due , the servants, limo driver needs paid and the WELL is nearly dry. So they sue. 
Question is, where does hinky kinky on air differe from from off air, or are both subject to litigation?
This is what we are exploring tonight on AyreWolfFM/HazzardAyre Radio, tonight and in the afternoon.
TTYLY

We are getting better,CenturyLink might want to put a boot in the butt, because HazzardAyre Radio just got picked up by Amazon.com on demand radio

The episodic drama with CenturyLink continues. Got an email from some England gal at their southern office, on still yet another delay. Really? Getting to think that even with CenturyLink of making up with Cable-One and getting that all reactivated might do us a kindness. I got to figuring at the $500.00 an hour we lost in July, with Cable-One, and what we are loosing since September 24th, with the wait time, concerning CenturyLink, at $500.00 per hour, times 6 hours a day, multiplied by 6 days a week, can you say big dollars lost? Some telcos and cable company system executives need to get out of their cubicles and come see their systems infrastructure. Sure the call centers that house their order takers is good and our consultant in Arizona is cool, but this is dragging out. 
Usually I wouldn't care much, since I'm doing over the air broadcasts and that's okay, but dig this; through our carrier for our online op, emailed me and said that Amazon.com has picked up us up for their main on demand radio channel, this means big money, our problem is we can't upload anything because Cable-One and CenturyLink have our hands tied. At least the young gal who got us in with CenturyLink once again, told me the truth. In 4 months I could pay off Cable-One and plug us back in there. For what we're loosing every day in ad revenue, if CenturyLink don't hurry up, that's what I'll do. 
Haven't heard from Sugar yet, but the gal in Hollister  I think is reconsidering. Guess the idea of loosing a Marine Colonel with a solid income and managing a multi million dollar organization is better than a bunch of college boys that come and go. 
We will see.
Just wish Sugar would get in touch. She don't need to come up all the time until our remodel is complete, as well as the Buhl Idaho location, but knowing she is truly on board would make me sleep better. Just like yesterday, had she been on deck and trained , I could have had her do the talking on air. Likewise, winter is rapidly approaching, next month I go to fetch my tow truck, meaning I'm going to be hitting the road when it snows. I can't just shut down the station when I get a tow call. 
On all of them, my mom had a saying, shit or get off the pot. I say this to CenturyLink, as well as to Sugar. I understand Sugar has transportation challenges, but CenturyLink for the $550.00 we'll be paying a month, you'd think they could get a burr under their saddles. 
TTYLY

The tree that wont bend breaks, listen to your interns sometimes they might know more than You do.

Some Sunday mornings, I get to feeling like I'm a Church authority preaching to the multitude. 
I got to reading a few comments from a radio broadcasters Facebook page and rapidly recalled an situation about this time last year, in Evanston Wyoming.
After many months even a year I finally gained a lady radio anchor. She came in and completely re-arranged what we played on our music rotation. I was about to give her the boot, when I looked at our ratings numbers. Although we are and was then always at number 1 or so, we began gaining traction in our action. Here was someone that got the popular vibe and went with it. While we lost a few national advertisers, we gained some local and regional ones. I should have hung on to Cody-Lee, but forces beyond my control pulled that plug. Here was a gal that was ALL business and didn't phase over the fact she'd walk in to do her gig, while I might be on the throne, with the door open. It did not bother her. Okay, I was the tree that would not bend, and my tree broke. She knew a bit more of what was hip today than I did. My mom used to say, Better tap into the youth while they know everything. It's like years ago when they brought out kid proof caps for medicine. Want to get the damn thing open? Give the dang thing to a kid. 
Technology is the same, youth today have forgotten more about modern technology than I'll ever know. At the same time, I've taught many youth that you can do radio without the blooming computer, and streaming, over the air, with an analog console, cart machine and turntable. Sure most of your play list may be on your computer, but you can blend that with you vynal records as well. 
Woke up this morning with a splitting headache, as well as a tiny tree frog sleeping on my chest. Little critter must have slipped in yesterday afternoon, looking for a warmer place to sack out. 
I also had a great visit with a promising young lady that I'm really looking forward to working with. She wore these things called Mermaid Leggings, but I could not discern if there were nylons under them or on her feet. Never the less, she dug the idea of the SugarBelle thing. Considering we are after all everything Confederate southern here, the Belle part and so many guys and gals, will often refer to each other with a flip name like calling each other sugar, or babe. In the south, there is no thought of anything in the direction of mating or dating if some guy says, mam or dear, in our view its a show of respect, of someone we honor and that be that. 
SugarBelle says, she'll be back and I'm confident she will, just hope this time she'll come back in nylons and prepped to have her toes in those hose worshiped. 
On the front of it the sound of the trumpet is loud and we're off and sort of running. All I know is, if CenturyLink don't hurry up and get everything installed soon, I might have to take our business elsewhere. Or wait until we get in the new place in Buhl.
Yes the $1500.00 we owe Cable-One is steep, but this wait time and loss of revenue because we can't stream waiting for CenturyLink, might be cutting off our nose to spite our face. 
TTYLY